The adhd zoomies have no closing time
When someone tells you a set of instructions and you can only remember some of the steps with no idea what order they were in
Anonymous asked:
tadhdfw you’re between hyperfixations and you need stimulation and you get really excited about something and you’re like “this is my next hyperfixation i can feel it!!” and then it passes and you never think about that thing again
adhdfeelsandmemes answered:
Ahh I get this all the time!
Anonymous asked:
that adhd mood when ppl keep recommending you tv shows and you keep saying yes but you put off watching it cuz it doesnt interest you enough to start but instead you gather the plot from gifs and wikis
adhdfeelsandmemes answered:
This is me with Brooklyn 99 haha
ME WITH HALF OF THE SHOWS IVE BEEN RECOMMENDED
Advice I wish I would’ve followed or been given.
And you can still do it now
fun fact: one of the best ways to keep your mind sharp is to continue learning new skills as you grow older! it’s never too late to learn how to make your own clothes or resurrect the dead or grow beautiful flowers.
Um
Guys… It’s just…
CPR.
Learn to do CPR.
Hot take: CPR is a low-level necromantic spell
First, place both hands over their heart and channel the energy from your arms into it with a firm rythmic pattern. Next give them The Kiss of Life
no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier
sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!
bucky: the time i WHAT
sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like
Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar
Bucky:
“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”
Sam: can’t believe you caused the crash that killed Princess Diana
Bucky:
That last one was John Mulaney, get it right smh my head
This year, try practicing the phrase “I don’t get it, but I’m happy for you” as well as the sentence “It’s not for me, but it makes them happy, so good for them.“
You will find yourself so much happier if you just acknowledge that other people’s lives aren’t about you. If there is any wisdom I can pass on from my time on this earth to other people, that’s it: other people’s lives aren’t about you, and that’s okay.
Sorry to hijack this post, but this is high-key one of my parenting goals
That’s not a hijack. It’s a good thing to talk about. Teaching your kids this should be a parenting goal.
My family taught me to judge people, constantly. Judge their clothes, their hair, their habits, who they love, how they live, how they worship. My mother and sister think it’s funny to judge the clothing of people they see in public. One of the things that made me stop talking to my father is that he took a picture of a random woman’s tattooed shoulder at a minor league baseball game, without her consent, so he could post it on his Facebook and theorize with his Boomer friends as to what the “meaning” of her ♀️ tattoo meant, including a long side conversation about her “hip to shoulder ratio” and whether or not he thought she was “really female.”
I have to reiterate that what this woman did in order to be treated this way by my father is sit a few rows in front of him at a baseball game with a visible tattoo on the back of her shoulder.
My family taught me to judge people constantly for things that don’t hurt me. I came to the world as a young adult wired for conflict and wired to have a bad time and wired not to get along with people. It took me literally decades and lots of therapy and nearly dying to unwind the judgment for others that my family baked into me. And that judgment made me really miserable, actually! It ruined friendships and screwed up working enviroments and made it hard for me to see the things people do in a neutral or positive light, bc this desire to judge people in order to feel superior to them on the most marginal of points doesn’t easily turn off in your brain. You see everyone as an opponent, always finding flaws rather than points of commonality.
Teach your kids to leave people the fuck alone about the things other people do that don’t hurt your kids. Teach your kids to say “I don’t understand it, but it’s not hurting me, and so I’m glad for them.”
Teach your kids to mind their business. They’ll be much, much happier adults.
Once in college, at 3 AM, I couldnt get my printer to print out my assignment that was due at 9 AM, so I emailed my professor with “i am sleeping beauty and some day my prints will come. In the mean time here is an electronic copy”
And she emailed me back in like 5 minutes telling me she’d laughed so hard she startled her dog awake